Somebody said theres a fire burning up in dem house. I brought along my 12″ hose to douse out the flamers. Look at my manly chest and my 4′2″ frame. I’ll eliminate any danger with my manly stare. I can hardly control this thing with two hands. Stand back or you may get some on yourself.

Iron Council was a few weeks ago. General Vexaz down on Monday. FF, F+3, and Y+1 left. Hopefully Iron has enough fluid to get us to the finish line.

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We got the 30th shard on our 3rd to last boss kill for the week. Mutogra is now the proud new recipient of [Val'anyr, Hammer of Ancient Kings]. The completion of one mace means the beginning of a second. Grats Eldun 1/30.

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Sorry I can’t come up with anything for these worthless kills. We had a full raid, and 20 dps. It took like 4 attempts.

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I wish we had tried +4 earlier in 25 so we had something to contrast the nerfs against, but its bad. Real bad. XT-002 has downs now. Hopefully our roster stabilizes so we can get some addtional hard modes down before nerfs.

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Thorim regrets putting Sif up on bangmywife.com. Her frigid c#nt didn’t stop us. We pounded away for a “few” nights and finally got them down. One mind control and three attempts later and there was a repentant Thorim. Sif turned into a tentacle and tickled our no-no places.

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Thanks for the happy ending. 4/30 Mutogra.

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General Vezax got demoted. Its don’t ask don’t tell in the military. Vezax asked and we answered. Thanks for the goodies. What no fragment? I got Rohypnol ready for my date with Sara. Going to have fun with all those mouths and tentacles. /boing

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We set Freya up with the Jolly Green Giant and she gave us some treasure. Mimiron was misbehaving so we took away his toys. Grats Mutogra 3/30. No pics.

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Kologarn lost his head. I lost ~6 hours of my precious weekend. XT-002, Iron Council, Auriaya, Hodir, and Thorim were all looking pretty blue so we went ahead and sent them to meet their large friend. Hello cuties. Grats Mutogra on 2/30 Fragments.

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Dead. And once again I’m bad with screens. However you’ve seen all of these before so no big loss. Thanks for the free achievement too. Grats Mutogra on Fragment 1/30.

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