We all know that WoW is a game that requires dedication. Do people write XML based add-ons to help them at UNO? Do they schedule thrice weekly sessions of coordinated group assaults on Kirby’s Dreamland? Do they pay Chinese teenagers real cash money for Rupees? Well, they might, but they’d probably catch funny looks from their peers. In the World of Warcraft, that behavior isn’t just tolerated, it’s expected. WoW is serious business, and we are here to play.

That being said, there are a special few that go above and beyond. A dedicated minority that laughs at the so-called “drive” of their lesser peers. An elite cadre of super losers who live and breath WoW. They eat Kickin’ Chimaeric Chops and crap epicz. To them, the concept of gainful employment means checking the auction house every hour. A woman’s touch consists of the paramedic performing CPR to pull them out of yet another Red Bull induced heart attack. And hygiene? They don’t know the meaning of the word.

So with a stiff upper lip and a tear in our eye, we salute them. These princes of /played. These kings of questing. Much like the Buddha, they have shown us what a man can accomplish when he eschews all earthly wants and desires. Look upon their names, ye mighty, and despair!

• Taichou
• Mutogra
• Xangorath
• Wyvern
• Nexusone
• Mierin

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